Pun emails

 

Hi Meg,

Do you want to know what else makes the perfect ‘pear’?

Affordability + convenience
$1.45 delivery + no product markups
Efficient routes + 80% carbon emission savings

However…

You + Buncha still top the charts!




Hi Kolten,

We’ve got it all figured out!

In-store prices, $1.45 delivery, 80% carbon emission savings.

Join your neighbors on the next delivery route!




Hi Colleen,

Let us help your days feel a little less scrambled!

Say goodbye to long grocery store lines and parking hassles
and hello to more time to do the things that matter most!

If we can help in any way - please let us know!



Hi Saurabh,

Who told the paparazzi?!

As you know, Buncha is famous for $1.45 delivery +
in-store prices.

Truly an experience that can’t be ‘beet.’

We look forward to shopping your next order!


And just because puns are always fun, here’s a few more we used: